What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Cum at omnis doloremque totam.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Eum et amet quam est autem adipisci distinctio.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-J W Pepper

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy